it’s like
i don’t wanna die
but the idea of living another 60 years doesn’t thrill me
- Put Dwight’s items in the Vending Machine
- Created an absurd identification badge for Dwight
- Convinced Dwight that he [Jim] had psychic powers
- Tricked Dwight into using ‘Gaydar’
- Sent faxes signed by ‘Future Dwight’
- Tricked Dwight into teaching the Benihana waitress on how to butcher a goose
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
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solve that mystery steve
Paprika is not cinnamon. It’s paprika. This is paprika.
so i found this old snow white squeaky toy sort of item in my attic
it kinda creeps me out until i do this
(Source: deviousplacebo)
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so I made Google Translator read the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf song out loud
SHLALBUF
aaaaallllll the bodies!
I CAN’T
I JUST CAN’T



