repress:

it’s like
i don’t wanna die
but the idea of living another 60 years doesn’t thrill me 








Jim Pranks: Compilation (2)

  • Put Dwight’s items in the Vending Machine
  • Created an absurd identification badge for Dwight
  • Convinced Dwight that he [Jim] had psychic powers
  • Tricked Dwight into using ‘Gaydar’
  • Sent faxes signed by ‘Future Dwight’ 
  • Tricked Dwight into teaching the Benihana waitress on how to butcher a goose


gingahhh:

i really really really hate YOLO but this made me laugh



charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

 

solve that mystery steve

Paprika is not cinnamon. It’s paprika. This is paprika.









tyleroakley:

ChesneyFan15 speaks out for Kevin.

so i found this old snow white squeaky toy sort of item in my attic

it kinda creeps me out until i do this

(Source: deviousplacebo)



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theycallmeheatherfeather:

sanityscraps:

fargut:

routae:

so I made Google Translator read the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf song out loud

SHLALBUF

aaaaallllll the bodies!

I CAN’T
I JUST CAN’T



lolsofunny:

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